: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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