i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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