Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
