Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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