The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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