Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
There's always time for handjobs
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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