Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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