idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So squirting runs in the family.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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