She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
vagina is talking i cant
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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