i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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