Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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