Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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