I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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