Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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