Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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