You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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