The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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