Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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