Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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