your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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