is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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