No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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