I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Is Oprah even human
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
