TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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