Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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