i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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