8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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