: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You work out of a Hotel?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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