She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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