Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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