Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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