just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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