So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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