I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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