Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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