So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
50% drunk capacity currently
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
