Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
zippers are such a cool invention
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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