Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
