i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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