Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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