Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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