I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
is that a dick in a sweater?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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