Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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