I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
