anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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