I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Randomize
