His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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