I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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