I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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