hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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