Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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