weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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