yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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