Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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