I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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