He asked to "fluff my boner.."
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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I need you to use more vowels.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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