only if we run a train.
done.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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