i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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